Pattaya Kelappum SMS is the latest and greatest Tamil SMS!!

Pattaya Kelappum SMS is the latest and greatest Tamil SMS doing the rounds and is meant for all round fun.

Heart SMS
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idhu en heartunu solliyum, indha amuku amuku nu amukerega... Ungaluku idhayame illaya.

AMAZING TRUTH
In 1872 the mexican airlines and the king fisher jet smashed each other in sky...
And in 1976 other same mexican airlines and kingfisher jet smashed in sky.. Nobody could find out the reason for the accident. Only in 2009 the NASA scientist found the reason that the same planes smashed each other 2 times because "ORU THADAVA MUTITU VITA KOMBU MULAIKUM, THERIYUMLA"

Comedy Msg
Man: Doctor ! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Doctor: Dai Mavane Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka...
Yeana,
Naan Doctor illai,
police.

Man:??

Padippu SMS
Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthy?

Boy: Bus Conductor than! Techr:Eppadi?

Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA,nee PAASA-nu kekkurar..

Sangam Anuppum SMS
Call PannaCut Pannalam...Ana Msg Anupina Cut Panna mudiyuma..?

By - "Anal Paraka" Msg Anupum Sangathil Irukkum Oru "SINGAM"

Old Story SMS
3 FRIENDS going to their room at 110 floor of the building!



One day LIFT did not work! So they decided to tell the story for time pass!

They start to walk in steps!

1st person told the action story upto 50th floor!

2nd person told the comedy story upto 109th floor!

3rd person told one sentiment story!
that is






"MACHHAN ROOM SAVI CARLAYE MARANTHU VITUTEN DA"
keep smiling.. Gud night....

Practical truth?
Evan oruvan summa friendsku msg anuparano avanuku Lover illanu artham,
so Avan romba nallavan, nayamanavan, nambikai yanavan.
Enna ma sariya

Nagaichuvai SMS
Girl :Appa naan Saadhika virumburen.

Dad:Very good.Enthafieldla ma?

Girl: Aiyo appa en boy friend peru 'Sadhik'

Dad:??
Good morning.

SMS'sungo
Eppa parthalum
Good morning,
Good aft noon,
Good eve,
Good n8,

illiana
hi da,
how r u?

apprum
i lik ur
friendship nu
oru sms.

illiana
vera
orutharoda
kavithaiya
forward
panrathu..

Todays
Thathuvamnu
oru Mokka

Appuram intha
msg 20peruku
anupalena aedhavadhu aayidum endru solluradhu

Ithae
velaya pochu

OC la SMS
irukura
varaikum
ungala
thiruthave
mudiyadhu

ok materku varen
good mr

Mokkaingo
I think i sent u this sms already. Irunthalum paravala marubadiyum padi.


I think i sent u this sms already. Irunthalum paravala marubadiyum
padi...




I think i sent u this sms already... Then why U r reading it again and again..?




Marubadiyum paren..




Tirumbavum parra..?




This sms is over...



Tats it...


The End





Athan sollitanla? apuram yen amukra..?




Mudiyilapa mudiala....





Par..ra.. Good Night....:-

Nose Cut SMS
In the bus-
BOY:Neenga romba Nerama nikkarenga utkarunga.

GIRL:mister ithuve oru "kilaviya" iruntha ippadi solluvingala?

BOY: Apo neenga "kilavi" illaya?

News Message
Hi... nan ungalukku
2 news solla poren..





1.SUN NEWS



2.STAR NEWS

Ok.Ok msg free-na ippadi than yenakum anupuranga .............

Top Tucker SMS
Sappa figura corect panurathu epadi















































Goiyala
Sapa figurnu solium vidamatangira.Vekama ila. Cha.Gud nite no tension.

Teasing Message
Friendship Loosa irundha Tight Panikkalam.But Friendea Loosa irundha Enna Panuradhu?By Loosu Friend Vaithukkondu Thavikkum Brilliant Friend..
Gud nite

Water SMS
Water






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Water






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Water






Water
Water






water...




Enna onnume Puriyalaya




Ha ha... Unaku thanni katturen. Gud night

Teacher Vs. Student
Teacher: Love letterkum leave letterkum enna difference?


Student: Leave lettera Ungakkitta kudukkanum. Love lettera Unga Paiyan kitta kudukkanum Sir.

Have a nice day Good morning.

Start Message
Watch the stars..
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Starku naduvule oru Superstar paathingala.
GOOD noon.

Friendu Vs. Figaru
FRIEND is first.
FIGURE is next.
FRIEND is best.
FIGURE is just.
FRIEND is quality.
FIGURE is quantity.
FRIEND is toppu.
FIGURE is aappu.
FRIEND is life.
FIGURE is knife.
FRIEND is eye.
FIGURE is lie.
FRIEND is super.
FIGURE is offer.
So totaly,
FRIEND is GAIN.
FIGURE is PAIN.
Happy Mrg

Blade SMS
Oru oorla appadi ippadinu rendu per. Orunal appadi eppadi irukeenganar. Ippadi, eppadiyo irukennar. Appadi, ippadi sonna eppadi, appadi iruken illa ippadi irukenu sollunganaru. Udane ippadiku appadi oru kovam. Nan eppadi iruntha unakennanu ketar. Athukku appadi, appadiyellam onnumilleenga summa eppadi irukeenganu ketenu samathana paduthinar. Appadiyum ippadiyum eppadiyo friends aananga. neenga eppadi irukkeenga? good mor.

Nagaichuvai
Father : dai schoola oru ponnoda virala kadichiyamae yaenda kadicha.
Son : illa appa yenge class sir than sonnaru ladies finger saapita maths nalla varumnu adha kadichen.
Good eve

Super SMS
SURYA AYANa irukalam
KAMAL INDIANa irukalam
VIJAY TAMIZHANa irukalam
AJITH CITIZENa irukalam
VIKRAM ANNIYANa irukalam
ARJUN MUDHALVANa irukalam
SIMBU VALLAVANa irukalam
yean THANUSH kuda PADIKATHAVANa irukalam but, ellorum "YourNameHere" mathiri NALLAVNA
irukka Mudiyadhu.

Teasing Tamil SMS
Un kural "BRITTANIA'',
Un subavam "GOODDAY",
Un manasu
"LITTLE HEART",
Un nadai "TIGER",
Un face "SUN FEAST".
Mothathil nee oru "PISKOTHU"....

Good Message
Kamal-UNNAI POL ORUVAN.

Madhavan-EVANO ORUVAN.

Kaarthi-AYIRATHIL ORUVAN.
But
" YourNameHere " - Endrum Ungalil Oruvan..
Good night sweet dreams guys .

Teaser Message
Alagaana
oviyam
endru
rasikkum
intha
ulakathirku
yeppadi
puriya
vaipen
athu
"en
photo"
endru....! No cry
Good night

Padu Mokkai Message
A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Thappilla..., it is correct.


Eppadi?


Because,
4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla.... gud nite .

Lollu Message
'PHILIPS' Company'la Palaya Tube Light kudutha, pudhu Tube light Tharangalaam...?
Naan Mudiyadhunnu Solliten...! Yeanna? Enakku Nee thaan Mukkiyam...! Gud nite

Parents Vs. Teachers
Parents: Enna teacher, en ponnu glamoura varalainu thittiningalaamey?
Teacher: Naasama pochu...!
naan grammar
varalainu
sonnen...
Have a Cool nite

Sema Vaalzkai Thathuvam
Vaalkai Enbathu Ice Cream Mathiri..

Thinnalum Karaiyum.,

Thinnatalum Karaiyum...

So Don't Miss Your Life...
Enjoy Every Second.....
Good Night

Natpu and Kadhal Mokkai
Enge nesam irukiradho
ange kadhal
pirakum
Enge kadhal
irukiradho
ange vali irukum
Enge vali
irukiradho


Ange IODEX tadhavungal
vali paranthu pogum.
Gud night ...

7 reasons for arrears:
1.class room vasthu sari illai
2.pen sariya eluthala
3.staff alaga illa
4.exam'ku varum pothu cat kuruka pochu
5.ellama out of portions
6.staff portions complete pannala
7.staffuk'ku olunka teach panna theriyela